While I'm very fond of most of you already, our future interactions will be much better if you read and understand this:
What It’s Like Defending ‘The Guilty’: Thoughts From a Criminal Defense Attorney
(Go now please. I'll wait.)
Yeah, and I just have to reiterate this one bit 'cause it cracks me up:
“So, you try to get them off on technicalities?”
“Otherwise known as constitutional protections.”
“Tomato; to-mah-to.”
“More like tomato; garbanzo.”
“Wait a minute. Tomatoes aren’t the same as garbanzos.”
“Exactly.”
(Via S.)
